I guess this would be a literal "sandbox" style game.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Lasers n' shit!
As some people already know I've had about a week to recover from my LASIK corrective eye surgery. A few thousand dollars and a bit of discomfort and no more glasses for me! This, of course, now makes my augmented eyeballs my most expensive body part. Its really strange being able to attach an actual price tag to specific anatomical pieces...
For those that asked, yes they told me exactly what they were going to do (and somehow I still agreed to do it), talked me through it as it happened, and even gave me the video tape of the procedure afterwards, so its pretty easy for me to break down my personal:
After numbing my eyes with drops and then writing something on them with a weird purple pen, they sat me in the chair under the big freaky machine and told me to just look at the little flashing light.
- First, they pop in the clamp that forces my eyelids open all Clockwork Orange style.
- Next, they place the circular metal orienting tool right on my eyeball (on the purple marks) and press down just hard enough to squash my eyeball and make my vision go black (a freaky experience).
- Then they slip in the the other half of the metal tool and actually slice my cornea.
- At this point they pull those things away, vision returns, and I can see the little flashing light again.
- Now the doctor slips a little metal tool under the incision and flips the flap that is my cornea like he was pulling back a bed sheet exposing the now flat surface of half cornea that they're about to hit with the freakin' laser beam. (this is where my vision went from as fuzzy as it usually is without glasses to the point of feeling like I was submerged in Jell-O).
- Activate LASER! And try REAL hard not to move my eye as parts of it are incinerated. (also try not to be distracted by what smells like burning hair, its really just burning eyeball).
- Put in a little bit of whatever was in that eyeball super glue and re-flip the cornea flap, gently rubbing it with a little swabby thing to make sure there are no bubbles or folds. Then sit and wait about 30 seconds as it seals and heals.
- Remove clamp, and proceed to the other eye.
All in all the procedure takes maybe 5 minutes per eye excluding the pre and post op procedures. It was a really unnerving event in general, but particularly for someone like me who has to realize that my eyes are the basis of my entire personal and professional life as an artist. The point where they squished my eye and I went temporarily blind was probably the most frightening experience I've had in my adult life. I told them I was glad I was getting both eyes done consecutively because given the choice, I don't think I'd have come back to get the second one done later. Turns out that might have been a better idea, actually because by the time they'd set up the second eye for surgery, I think my numbing drops were wearing off. I'd like to be able to describe how it actually feels to have your cornea sliced half way off, but it really is kind of a unique experience... Thankfully something like that doesn't actually hurt for very long, and if you can't blink, it doesn't really itch very much until later either. Though, until the numbing drops completely wore off, my eyelids were as numb as my eyeballs and refused to open, thus I look totally stoned in the post op shot with Dr. Karren and Gina his coordinator
Since then I've had to use the lubricating drops (artificial tears) less and less often and should be able to forgo them completely in another couple weeks. Since then I've only had to deal with a discomfort similar to wearing contact lenses (which I attribute to whatever kind of scar a cornea forms from being sliced open) and one accidental eye rubbing that felt like I'd shoved a knife into my brain. Needless to say, I haven't repeated that. Vision is supposed to fluctuate for the first month, as are the halo effects I see on bright lights at night, but after a week, I've learned to deal already. My monitor at work still gives me a little trouble if I'm trying to read fine print, though. Otherwise, I guess I've come away successfully cured of my eternal near-sightedness. Its a pretty good feeling. Though I admit I still go to push my glasses up on my nose from time to time, and invariably reach to take them off before I hop in the shower. Its strange how 20 years of subconscious behavior will stick around, no?
Guess we'll SEE what they have to say when I go in for my post op check up on Friday.
The coolest thing I've ever heard somebody's mom say:
"Be careful who you talk to online. Some of them are adults (cops) who try to be teenagers. Obey the law."
Seattle Way
Will and I took a road trip back up the old Seattle way this weekend to catch up with the hombres in particular, for the opening weekend of Silent Hill. We made phenomenal time on the drive up there, even with the Portland congestion, but, alas, we arrived too late and even though we saw Peter at the theater, he was holding the last available tickets for the evening's final show (at 10:45?!?) for his co-workers. Forced to reschedule, we returned to Mike's apartment from which Will quickly disappeared (to watch movie's with Katie) and where I got to check out the beginning of DreamFall. DreamFall seems interesting, although it looks like a slower kind of Indigo Prophecy, the impressive impact Indigo Prophecy had on me means I'll be willing to give it a shot at some point. (Note to self: Indigo P has hit the $20 mark, its time to add it to my collection).
Back in Bothell, we pulled up to Patty's Egg Nest (such an awesome breakfast joint) hoping to catch the rest of the party still there (since I couldn't reach anyone on my cell). Again alas, they'd gone, so I missed out on breakfast. This was particularly disappointing because it was noon now and the last time I'd actually eaten was exactly 24 hours before when Will and I nabbed Taco Bell because it was cheap, fast, and would let us get back to work in time to play D&D (I'll tell you later). Perhaps the delirium I was suffering from lack of food was affecting my judgment, (or perhaps its proof that I have the world's calmest nerves, but slowest reflexes) but as I was backing out of Patty's parking I noticed the black car behind me start to back out as well. You may or may not know that I drive a reasonably big truck, and having a mismatched shell, I don't imagine its a terribly difficult vehicle to miss, but apparently the sun was just right or his windows were too tinted because as I was sitting motionless, trying to decide if I should pull back into my parking spot to get out of the way or lay on the horn the black VW bumped me.
A proper meal later and we were parting ways as I began the long trek across no less than four towns to take Maria home. Thankfully she'd already agreed to let me crash on her futon so I wouldn't have to make that ridiculous drive back and we could hang out and watch Constantine (which I'm fond of showing to everyone I know). Sadly, having gotten up for work at 4am, Maria didn't last more than a third of the movie. I turned it off and have left the DVD with her to watch at her leisure and politely prodded her from the floor to her bed, surprised, but impressed that she was calling it a night so early (at about 9:30) when I know that she has a habit of forsaking sleep or making due for weeks at a time with 3 to maybe 4 hours a night. All things considered, I guess it isn't such a surprise that I was woken a couple hours later at 1:30am as I heard her phone ring and she answered it from her bedroom. Eavesdropping on half of a slightly confused conversation later and I was rolling off the futon to try and find my socks. It turns out a couple of her friends were drunk and stranded in Seattle after having missed the last bus home. Maria was proving to be a better friend than I as she told them she'd be there shortly to bring them home. I wanted to roll over and go back to sleep (I myself have a habit of skipping a couple hours of sleep every night, so the thought of catching up over the weekend was pretty tempting), but I wasn't about to let her make a ridiculously long drive into the city alone, exhausted, and right about the time of last call. Turns out I didn't have much choice as when we got to the garage we simultaneously recalled that her car had been parked back in Redmond at Great Harvest.
Sunday
During the meal Steak got a call from the office requesting his presence. We already knew Peter was spending most of the weekend there (Handheld having multiple milestones impending), so were definitely planning to stop by and harass them on the way out of town. He dropped off Will to say good-bye to Katie (and to borrow Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from her for me, "Thank you, Katie!") and dropped me at Mike's apartment where our stuff and my truck were waiting to be packed up. On my way up to the door, however, I noticed something odd about my truck. My camper shell was lopsided. Popping the back and taking a look inside I found the explanation and a reasonable concern... Some months ago, in an attempt to take the shell off Will, Chris, AND I had spent almost an hour removing the four screws that I thought were holding it in place. When they were all out I found the shell still wouldn't come off. Prodding the edges I realized that what I thought had been simple cushioning was actually some sort of film sealant that effectively glued the shell to the bed. Disheartened, I began putting the bolts back but after considerable strain decided "fuckit, this thing ain't goin' anywhere" halfway through the third one. Well, apparently time, weather, and a couple hundred miles of high speed winds had decided that it WOULD eventually go somewhere as only one of the screws was intact, another was bent horribly as the shell had slid, and the third was missing altogether. Suddenly I had concerns about driving all the way back home in such a state. After performing a couple of shoulder checks on my vehicle to knock the shell back into alignment, I moved the bent screw to another slot where it would keep it from sliding (too much) as I drove up the hill to the Wal-Mart and found a couple similar screws and a couple of C-clamps, just as an extra precaution that would take us home. Now that I know its finally loose, I'm going to pop it off sometime this week and finally give the truck bed a proper hosing as I give my poor baby a much overdue car wash. I like the fact that I now have a garage I can comfortably store it in and drive around without it for a while.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Obvious Oblivion
Recently he got his hands on Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for the XBox 360, and I knew where this was going to end up going pretty quickly. I've always been more of a fan of the typical Japanese RPG where your character (and/or party) are pretty much predetermined and the path of the game pretty much follows an epic tale that was designed to flow in a specific direction. Chris, however, can't stand these games (though I think it also has something to do with the typical age/appearance of the female main characters) and prefers the sandbox style free-form RPGs more often produced by American developers. He has his reasons. (Here's a hint: The name of his KOTOR character was Dio Chyldekilher)
This in mind, it wasn't a surprise when the quest to cure his inexplicable affliction of vampirism became too tedious and the quest to raise the bounty on his head to six digits began. In short, I've been sitting here with him for the past couple hours and this is what his efforts are 'amounting' to.
Entertainment from 2005 (Games and Anime)
My personal favorites are the ones with the box art.
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City of Heroes - I learned my lesson about MMORPGs with EverQuest, but the concept of creating and playing my very own super hero was too tempting. This game is a lot of fun and particularly action based for an ORPG. I'd like to play more, but I know better than to pay monthly when that's about how often I can find the time to commit to it.
Donkey Konga - The drum based beatmania game featuring not pop music, but even more classic songs. I borrowed this and had a blast, but I think I'm going to have to buy Konga 2 with a second Bongo set...
Doom 3 - A fun run through Mars and Hell with Chris in multi-player mode, but I'm still missing out on the creep factor and actual story from the single player mode. Oh well, I'll get to it. I bought an XBox specifically for this game, after all (though really to co-op it with Chris).
Guitar Hero - This game probably gave me the most FUN play experiences of the year. Even getting my butt handed to me by Will in VS mode, rocking out on the guitar controller is a great experience.
Lumines - Music and puzzles and strategy kept me addicted for hours, and also helped keep me sane during the long nights spent working on Revelations.
Space Channel 5 - Groove-a-licious! I never beat the DC version I had, but having borrowed parts 1 and 2 for the PS2, I had to replay this one first. Conceptually simple, but if your sense of rhythm is even slightly off...
Star Wars: Republic Commando - This was a really fun FPS and a great tie in between Episodes II and III. They really sold the Star Wars world and got the players involved in the war.
ANIME
Now that Will, Chris, and I have a regular schedule and need a little something to watch in the evenings, we've been keeping a couple shows on tap.
Abenobashi, Magical Shopping Arcade (13 eps) - I saw a bit of this series and found it so hilarious, I had to buy it. As a Gainax title it does the usual thing of getting pretty introspective at points, but overall stays wacky throughout.
Dokuro-chan (4 eps) - A spoof magical girl series about an angel from the future who has come back on a (rather silly) divine mission and regularly uses her spiked mace, Excaliborg, to maim and kill the main character when he does silly or perverted things before healing him with her magical powers. Hilarious, but you kind of have to know the stereotypical 'magical girl' conventions, which I am ashamed to admit I do.
(New) Fist of the North Star (3 eps) - The recent OAV of the classic series about the massive martial artist Kenshiro seeking justice in a post apocalyptic earth where the mighty treat on the weak to take what little spoils they can from what is left of civilization.
Full Metal Panic (24 eps) - The concept was fun and cool, and the series started off really strong, but the end kind of seemed forced and particularly mediocre. Thankfully, it had sequels...
Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid (13 eps) - Continuing the dramatic storyline from the original series with a much better plot and more Fumoffu-esque humor elements, The Second Raid finishes off the series with a bang!
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (movie) - An excellent sequel to the first movie and though still a bit convoluted, its not as out of the blue introspective as it was.
Giant Robo (7 eps) - I finally got to see the rest of this classic, and although I have to admit it was cheesy, it was really cool! The super power secret agents and villains and giant robots were all entertaining!
Howl's Moving Castle (movie) - As a Miyazaki film, the sense of wonder and adventure that come with this movie should be without saying. This is a beautiful fairytale of love and magic.
Interstella 5555 (movie of 14 music videos) - Effectively the movie of strung together music videos to the Daft Punk album, Discovery, directed by Leiji Matsumoto, famous for Galaxy Express and Captain Harlock. This was awesome!
Magical Play - A very charming series of almost individual comedic shorts about the magical world where magical girls are trained and compete for the privileged of fighting evil and righting wrongs on distant worlds. I didn't realize until we were finished with the series, but it was by the same director as El-Hazard and Tenchi Muyo, two of my old favorite animes.
Miami Guns (13 eps) - This series brings to mind the crazy capers of Dirty Pair, so its a lot of fun. Not fantastic, but a good show.
Puni Puni Poemi (2 eps) - The wild and crazy OAV spinoff from Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemi is a fast action, faster dialogued magical girl spoof that pokes fun at just about everything, including itself.
Vandread (26 eps) - Again, though I watched it when I first bought it, I had a blast re-watching this space sci-fi adventure with the roommates. The pacing and energy of the series are really strong and even though it was on the verge of being a 'harem' anime, all the characters were well developed and not stereotypically after the main character.
Voices of a Distant Star (short movie) - This was a short, and not terribly high budget, but a very touching movie on its own. It struck kind of close to home as a story about a love so far separated by distance and war. I really liked it.
Entertainment from 2005 (Movies)
Seeing as most of my time is spent with some form or another of visual entertainment, I seem to see quite a few shows and play quite a few games, so I thought I'd share my impressions. My personal favorites are the ones that get pictures.
4400 - A really good series about missing people throughout the past century that suddenly return as if nothing had happened and try to re-enter society, except that some of them are developing strange abilities... I got hooked on USA, so I bought the first season DVDs.
Angel Heart - An exceptional and subtle supernatural thriller.
Batman Begins - This was great! I've ranted about it before, so lets move on.
Beyond the Sea - An interpretation of the life of Bobby Darin, I enjoyed the strange format and, not knowing much about him beforehand, I was really impressed by how they handled the dramatic elements that threw his life into turmoil.
Brothers Grim - I really enjoyed the mystical and storytelling aspects of the movie, but the character interaction just seemed weak...
Chicken Run - I love Nick Park animations. He has a fantastic way of giving claymation characters neurosis.
The Corpse Bride - This was a really fun fairy tale, but I think I was expecting more of the Nightmare Before Christmas magic than was actually in this one. The animation was fantastic, though.
Crash - Racism and bigotry are really sore subjects for me, so this movie managed to make me very upset which, I guess, means it was a successfully strong drama.
Cursed - Very teen horror, but an amusing monster flick. A couple priceless moments save it from being weak.
Darkness - The concept, story, and ending of this movie were really cool, but there was something lacking in the execution that weakened it as a good horror.
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle - Sometimes I can't believe how funny I find stoner comedy, but then there are examples like this one. Off the wall hilarious!
High Fidelity - Really good romantic comedy. I actually enjoy breaking the fourth wall.
Elektra - Daredevil wasn't that great a movie, but it at least had some redeeming qualities. This one, though...
Fantastic Four - Comic movies seem to be getting cheaper. This wasn't half as bad as Elektra, but it was still pretty weak as a movie.
Fever Pitch - I find the Farrelly brothers' work amusing, but never that impressive as either movies or comedies. Fever Pitch was different. This one was a truly touching romantic comedy.
The Forgotten - A completely unexpected thriller. Not great, but fun.
Frida - A fantastic biography of artist Frida Kahlo and a really strong drama by itself.
Garden State - Really cute kind of self discovery movie. Very Ordinary People.
God of Cookery - It took me a while to track down this Stephen Chow film and it was worth the effort. Its hilarious, but also very Eastern culture, so I don't think it will ever translate well on its own.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - I've seen all these movies before reading the books, so its a different experience for me. This movie was great and a lot of fun, but I still hold Prisoner of Azkaban as my favorite. After reading the book, I see what Will meant about them omitting almost half of it. I think it stood up just fine without most of the explanation. It gave me more drive to breeze through the books for the 'full story.'
Hide and Seek - I thought this was a pretty good, if drawn out, thriller.
Hotel Rwanda - A very intense and touching historical depiction.
House of Flying Daggers - High Flying Kung Fu action! Good movie, but I still put
Hero and Crouching Tiger before of it.
House of 1000 Corpses - Creepy and deranged horror. Bloody fun!
The Interpreter - I liked the characters presented in this tale of intrigue, but it didn't really flow well as a movie.
Jackass: The Movie - I never really liked the show, and didn't even want to watch the movie, but then I caught the very beginning while channel surfing. Now either my tastes have changed dramatically, or there really is a special kind of magic to the idiocy they put into the feature film that I just could not stop watching and laughing my ass off!
Johnny English - I think I prefer Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean. I really don't have much fondness for this kind idiot protagonist. I like Rowan, but not Johnny.
Land of the Dead - We weren't quite sure what type of zombies we were in for after the remake of Dawn, but Land returns us to the shambling but partially intelligent monsters from the original Night, Dawn, and Day. Accepting that: its a nifty post-apocalyptic type.
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - I really seem to enjoy Bill Murray's recent movies a lot. Something about the black humor in the face of otherwise emotionally devestating events just seems appropriate.
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe - Much more epic than I remember the book being, but very true to the story and a great adventure movie.
Master of the Flying Guillotine - This was entertaining, but I guess my appreciation for old Kung Fu movies has waned over the years. Oh well, it was still fun to watch with a group of friends.
Meet the Fockers - I normally have a problem with uncomfortable comedy and really didn't like Meet the Parents that much. Meet the Fockers, however, came off a hundred times better in my book, I think because Ben Stiller wasn't the only subject of discomfort in this one.
A Mighty Wind - Fantastic mocumentory about a folk band revival.
The Missing - Pretty decent movie about family and frontier life.
The Polar Express - A very good Christmas fairy tale.
Primer - Excellent movie about friends, mystery, and bend your mind science. Fans of Donnie Darko should love this.
Rambo: First Blood - Much better movie than my 8 year old self remembered. Great drama and action. I'm going to have to re-watch the sequels now to see if they were this good.
The Ring Two - This was just... bad. Its a shame considering how good the first one was.
Robot Chicken - Stumbling upon an episode of the hilarious sketch stop motion comedy that is Robot Chicken, we quickly procured the entire season from the internet. SO much fun!
Robots - Much better use of talent than Shark Tale was and I was really enjoying it, but it really didn't feel like it resolved well.
Sahara - I put this one off because of really lackluster sentiment I'd heard about it, but when I finally watched it, I really enjoyed it. It brought me back to the old Indiana Jones adventure type, which always entertain me.
Scooby Doo 2 - Part one was much better. This movie wasn't even really as good as one of the cartoons.
A Series of Unfortunate Events - I really am a sucker for a well told fairy tale and this adaptation of a couple of the Unfortunate Events books came through perfectly for me.
Sex and the City: Season 1 - Megan showed me the first season of the mega-box set I got her for Christmas. It is a really good show, but I think I enjoy watching it with a girlfriend the most. It makes the context sensitive conversations much easier.
Sideways - A very good drama dealing with human relationships between friends, family, lovers, and victims. It struck a nerve with me, but I can't mark it down because it did it well.
Sin City - Dark, brutal, and violent. Fantastic translation from comic to screen with style and each of the short stories came off great.I just wouldn't advise going to see it with your parents...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow - I love good stylization and this movie really captured the old serial show essence, but everything else about it was pretty bland.
South Park - Granted I'd seen them on air, but having just bought the six seasons of South Park on DVD, we had some massive screenings of them over the course of a month. Great fun!
Spongebob Squarepants Movie - Amusing, but I think I appreciate it more in single short episodes.
Team America: World Police - Obviously with my love of South Park, I have a fondness for offensive humor. No surprise why I found this one funny.
War of the Worlds - An obvious summer blockbuster movie, but I enjoyed it a lot for its perspective of a single (not completely stable) father trying to survive the war with his kids. I was surprised that no one I talked to about this movie knew how the "war" ended before seeing this version, though...
Without a Paddle - I expected a fairly stupid comedy out of this, and I wasn't disappointed, but I was also really amused. This was a more touching buddy movie than I thought it would be and a lot more fun.